i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
I love sleep. You forget about pain, problems, stress, everything for a while.
my brother is really homophobic and he tried to insult me by saying “at least i’m not gonna marry a girl!” and i started laughing and he got the most mortified look on his face because he tried so hard to insult my sexuality but he actually just made himself sound gay boom i win